Hello world, I'm ozzy, your friendly Liverpudlian Operator! This is my first column, just to say hi. For those of you who don't know where Liverpool is, it's the one of the largest and most popular(!) cities in North West England. We are famous for the beatles and for two great footballs teams (Everton (not so great) and Liverpool). We are also famous for inventing the food 'scouse'. Anyway, I have to sleep now, work early...