From the cow archives.

I am ph33ring you

Are you going to winnuke me?

The blue screen is here.

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I will hack your mom

haha what a loser man

you will ph33r my sk1llz

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lol lol roflmao

heehee lol rofl haha

god damn you are lame

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I think you are lame

Shut the fuck up man, you suck

I will /kick your ass